hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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