he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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