There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
