Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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