normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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