now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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