they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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