Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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