I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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