Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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