can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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