I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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