He is an equal opportunity slut.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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