how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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