Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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