Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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