What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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