Duck Duck Cougar?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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