I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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