You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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