Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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