It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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