Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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