That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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