READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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