Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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