We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
