she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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