Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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