I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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