He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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