youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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