Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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