she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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