there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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