have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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