i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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