Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
