:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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