Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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