Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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