was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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