I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
you made out with another girl for some wings
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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