Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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