Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you traded sex for a burrito?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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