im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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