I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
