So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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