Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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