i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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