I wanna passion pit in your ass
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Life is so much better after having sex.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Floor bacon is actually really good
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
